a catapult; unsprung
a gob of purple bubblegum
a yard of string
knotted; in three places
a map of those three places
a penknife; worn
a breast torn
from the pages of Playboy
a woodpecker feather;
lesser spotted
a tasty piece of sausage
half a handkerchief
semi-snotted
pieces of eight –
one and thruppence
in coin of the realm:
an Odeon ticket
for a would-be pirate